Ssssshhh...............that darn puppy is asleep and I thought it was time that I should speak with you. My time to give you the lowdown on what life is really like in this house since she arrived.
I will never forget the day the puppy came into my life. If I was to raise a puppy why did they give me the operation?
My next big question is why a Golden Retriever what's wrong with Black Labs, I thought they loved me?
Okay so there was a Golden living here when I was a little puppy and I loved her dearly and very sad when she left us, I miss her greatly and always longed for the day when another 'dog' could join our family. But no we had this puppy, what a life changing event that was.
Sleep is now out of the question. The old days of resting, forget that too. My new nickname is soon to be tripod, for I'm sure I'm about to lose a leg, all she ever does is chew and try to bite my leg off, and it does hurt. Believe me puppy teeth are razor sharp.
But the trouble she gets into, I never did half of what she does and she gets away with most of it. She steals food regularly, never gives me any. Chews up magazines, birthday cards, slippers, carpets, you name it. Sometimes they scream and cry out her name but is she ever punished, no way! They seem to think its funny and cute, its not.
On a walk she does nothing but steal my sticks, god help the world when she is finally let off the lead, they have this extended puppy lead so she can run and I can get decapitated and docked, wonderful.
When they are not looking she puddles on my blanket, yes my blanket! I'm not sleeping there again.
When she arrived they told me I would always be number 1 dog, does that work now, no way. She gets her dinner first, although I will admit if she didn't she would eat mine.
I try to stay out of her way, if she is on a charge through the garden, watch out she heads for your stomach. On our games she bites me, attacks me and growls, I suffer terribly but if the play turns a little rough its always me who gets into trouble and told to "calm down, she's only a baby puppy!" Huh!
However, if I turn my head now I can see her sleeping so peacefully, she does look quite cute and I suppose it is nice to have a 'daughter/sister' for company. But I just wish she could grow up a little quicker.
It was very nice to meet you all and I thank you for your time tomorrow will be back to normal, as always she has a lot to say (she never stops)
Watch out...she's waking up...I'd better head off to the top of the garden...my favourite hiding place.................
1 comment:
nice picture, so cute!
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