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Hi everyone I'm back from a lovely puppy walk, I like nothing more than running in the countryside and chewing whatever fits in my mouth. (Bit like being at home really!)
I'm 14 weeks old now and getting into so much more trouble it seems. I've got a lot bigger, am I still just a puppy?
I can't help being inquisitive that's my word for it, but my family asks why do I always cause so much bother?
Take this morning, why do puppies have to sit on the floor and why is the couch so important to them, they always sit in their special seats and designated places. It makes perfect sense to me to check out these seats whenever they leave the room, but I have to be quick. I got caught today, they turned round and there I was up on the couch discovering they now hide the tv guide behind the cushions. I tried to run outside with it but nope, they got me. They must also be very cold people and lucky enough to buy a couch with heated seats because when they leave their place it's always so lovely and warm and they expect me, a poor little baby puppy to sit on a cold blanket, huh!
After the other day when I got the tissue box I learnt an important lesson, puppies don't eat tissues, however I also knew that this game was fun. They bought another box, I couldn't help it, I stole it. I always take all my special findings to the garden, where I can play undisturbed. But I got caught out with the tissue box. It was fun though except all the evidence was shredded and blowing in the wind, the garden was covered in white ticker tape. How did they know it was me? Could have been the big black dog!
When we go out in the car we have this big plastic bottle of water, so that we can have a drink after our walk and boy do I get thirsty. Mind you they won't let me drink very much, only a sip, worried about me doing a puppy puddle in the car. Might? Anyway, the bottle was empty this morning so they brought it indoors and refilled for tomorrows walk. I found it in the hall stood by the front door. Ooops. I also found out that my little sharp puppy teeth bites through plastic, I got my feet wet, so I ran very quickly to the garden before I heard the scream. Well at least the hall has wood flooring and it is very clean now!!
I try to do my bit to help to keep the house clean, I love to wash behind the loo, but every job I do they try to stop me. Is there no pleasing these people?
Oh yes my life is certainly very busy, so much to do, so little time in a day to fit it all in. But I get tired so I'm off for a little puppy nap now. See you tomorrow..........