Puppy back in trouble - AGAIN!

Oh dear I didn't stay good for very long. When you are just an inquisitive little puppy it seems so normal to be in trouble all the time. How can I possibly be good without being boring?
My problems all started very early this morning when every one was asleep, why do they stay in bed so long, when there is so much to do and puppies to play with? They lose a lot of time in that bed, so its not all my fault.
When the sun comes out to play with puppies,I am wide awake, I need to do something, this morning I found some interesting packets at the bottom of the bookshelves, the humans thought putting a chair in front of the bookcase would stop a healthy growing puppy looking, No way! I sniffed around and found some plastic sleeve thingy's. Made a good rustling noise and even that didn't wake them, so serves them right, I was hungry. I started chewing and eating the corners, not that tasty. Oh no, next thing I knew my tummy felt that funny way again, I'm always in trouble when that happens, so I went under the desk, yuk.... got rid of that horrible taste. Perhaps they won't see it at the back?
I'm bored, time to wake them, start the usual, puppy whine...puppy whine... I want to go outside. Jump up the side of their bed, usually scratches their arm, come on get up.
They shout something about 5:50, what does that mean, come on... but it worked we go downstairs.
I'm out in the garden checking my territory, I hear my name being screamed, oops...think they found my little problem. Yep here they come, not amused. Which was worse, what I chewed or what I left under the desk? Can't tell!
After breakfast they always leave the back door open for me to run about freely, now at the back door they have this stupid door curtain thing, they talk about keeping the flies out, I don't know how that works but I know this crazy hanging beady thing hits my little puppy nose every time I go through. So this morning I had had enough, time for the kill. I discovered all you had to do was bite the bigger bell shape beady thing at the bottom and hey presto all the others just came flying off, it was so funny!! I bite a couple off and there were these long stringy pieces just hanging there. It was such fun to get revenge for all the times these beads hit me, I did a couple more, the doormat was covered in beady thingy's, I flew through the string curtain, very nice, very soft and I began to feel quite tired so I took a little puppy nap in the garden.
Oh Man...... I was asleep......don't they ever get tired of shouting my name. Come on the whole neighbourhood will hear you. Ooops judging by their faces I think they liked their beady curtain, oh dear wrong decision again.
But they must be forgiving me because we are going out again, I love to go out on a puppy walk, helps to get rid of all my pent up energy, I need to run.
Only one human took me today and afterwards we went straight home, never mind, I'll have some lunch and a little snooze.
No.......................what have they done while I have been out, somebody has put all those beady things back on the strings again! Bonk...on my nose again! My work is never done all those to do again. I'll just have my little nap and get back to work....sometimes I sound so human....No...........................