I'm BACK......but I'm not!!!!!

Ha Ha Remember those old days!


Hey do I have news for you - First I’m back....in a way!

Do you remember when I used to look like this


Was I cute or what?

Well I still am


But they tell me because I am nearly 2 years old (in January) that I can’t write the puppies-diary any more.....what do they know!

They have given me a new blogspot:

http://doggies-diary.blogspot.com

I can do anything there – it’s for adults!!!!!

Then they tell me I have to share it with that Big Black Dog that happens to live here. Into every life a little rain must fall. I don’t understand that comment because I love water and mud, it’s all squiddy!


Anyway please come over and visit us, there is so much I have to report and tell you about.

We moved house, lots of new stuff going on. Like my new neighbors, they make a lot of noise & smell a bit. I love living in the country.

See you on the other side......

TRAINING PUPPIES --- HELP!!!

Helllloooooooo everyone,


Don't you think I look good, and if you agree with me then why do I still need puppy training?

On and on they go, mind you I like the praise when they give me treats. I soon got the hang of that one, sit or stay, easy, do that and they give you a treat. Yeah! Simple.

It's puppies like me that keep people reading those stupid books about training dogs! If we dogs of the world unite, we could eat all the training manuals and then rule the world.

First rule: No cats. I'm trying hard to catch that cat next door, but it's still winter and it's too cold for pussy cats to come outside. Oh poor thing!!! I'll get him.

Had a great weekend, nice and smelly muddy puddles to play in, but they gave me a bath, Hate that! All those smelly soapy things. YUK!

Sunday morning in trouble again, ate the doormat, well they stayed in bed later than usual and I got bored, so you can't blame me!

Well the sun is shining and it's time I did a tour of the grounds, I used to say garden, but there's not much of the garden left!! Oops ate it!

See you later. Puppies rule.

*SUPER BOWL* Is it extra dinner?

Hi,

All day I heard nothing except the words 'Super Bowl', so when puppy/doggie dinner time came round I expected a larger dinner treat for me.

I don't understand I was given my usual amount, you know the amount I mean, never enough!

People, they don't make sense do they?

Now for an embarrassing note, a doggie friend of mine, who will be nameless mentioned something we don't usually talk about........I'll whisper.....gas...

I know all about that, it doesn't bother me but again people, why do they get all bothered? I'm the one who sometimes has a problem not them. But they were passed a report and I thought maybe I should put it on here. Only 2 pages.

'8 tips to reduce your dog's flatulence' (What's flatulence?) Anyway you can read it if you want to, just click here:

http://www.ebooks-top-store.co.uk/doflti.zip

I hope your weekend has been good I had a great day today, they took me on a long long puppy walk. I don't know why but they seem so much happier if I'm tired. Just as well because the rain's pouring down outside, I'm tired of feeling wet on my back. I love puddling in the water and a wet tummy doesn't worry me but it's water from above that annoy's me!

Hey, my family has gone crazy, I've woken up a little. It's late evening here and they are talking about a football game, well yes I'm on my way, always keen on a ball game. They are shouting Super Bowl again, perhaps they mean more dinner at supper time, I'm off, Yeah Food!...............

STILL A PUPPY - YEAH!!!

Hi everybody,

How are you?

Me I'm feeling just great and just like a puppy again because today I did something I haven't done in ages!

I ate a DVD as they called it. I thought it was a shiny Frisbee. All I did was walk past the TV and there it was shining in the sunshine, so I picked it up. Bit slippery and went out to the garden.

Mind you I did cut my tongue when it broke! Did I get any sympathy, No of course I didn't. Yet the Big Black Dog she's always covered in blood, runs and jumps all through the prickly stuff on our dog walks and they are always saying 'Oh you've cut yourself'

Me - they left me to bleed to death!

Part of me says don't take another one, but you know me if I see something I have to eat it. Like the car! I keep hearing these comments about how can they buy another car. Well I was very young then and okay I have torn out the rear part, right down to the metal. Well somebody covered the back in this carpet and what's carpet for, chewing!

Maybe car makers should create materials that are dog proof, then my family and I could try it out! Bet there's nothing I can't get through. Always remember fellow puppies: life is for chewing. Anything at nose height deserved to be chewed - I always say.

Well must go now, time to hunt down that cat from next door. Seems to me he doesn't like the winter weather, he's hardly outside these days, the scaredy cat!

Bye for now.................... Cats drool............Puppies rule

HORRIBLE NEWS - READ ON!!

Helloooo,

Boy do I have news for you today.

My family is telling everyone how I am getting to be a better puppy dog every day. Don't believe them!

See that banner above my photograph, I blame them.

When the family went away on holiday after Christmas, I had to stay with Grandma. Well I like Grandma she feeds me cookies and even baked some of those in the recipe book. BUT Grandpa bought that 'Sit Stay Fetch' book.

Huh, does it work, not if I had my way!!

Too much work and they call it play!

I know on my puppy walks I have stopped pulling on the lead but that is only because I got tired of being yanked back all the time. And they have the nerve to think they are training me!

No - anything I'm doing of course it is my decision.

I still chase rabbits and deer and bark at the mailman, no I'm not trained - no never will be.

Throw the book away - don't need it.

Hey, they are calling my name, could be cookie time, must go.

What ever you do, don't check out that 'Sit Stay Fetch' Dogs are happier - wild and free.

And I approve of this message !!!!!!!

GREAT WEEKEND FOR A PUPPY

Hi everybody,

I had a great weekend, hope you did too.

I went on so many walks it was fantastic!

I know I get into trouble but I just can't help chasing the deer, as soon as they see me they run. Doesn't that mean they want me to play? So I run as well.

And guess what, it has rained so much here our puddles are like swimming pools! We are having a great time jumping and splashing. The mud seems to be so far down I'm not getting that dirty, so for once I'm not being told off so much. Although the water makes us smell a little 'iffy' they call it!! Don't know what that means.

Yesterday at our dog walk car park somebody had tied these big round balls to the gate. I thought wow I can play with them. Weird - I jumped up grabbed one, suddenly BANG, it exploded on me! There was this awful rubbery taste. I tried to chase another one, caught it and jumped on it - BANG - what kind of balls are these. Someone said balloons, what's that? What kind of ball are they?

I want to say hi to my friend Deuce and thank you for the message, I'm glad your Mom took the recipes. I love the Bacon Bites, but tell your Mom not to add garlic. My Mom says I wouldn't like it!! The Big Black Dog likes the Doggie Biscuits. I just want to know why we haven't cooked all of them yet?

Sorry I have to run off now I think I can hear someone coming in, must go, have to defend the front door, the hallway is my domain!

See you soon...........

NEW YEAR & I PROMISE I AM BACK THIS TIME FOR GOOD

Hi everybody what can I say.

I'm sorry.

I have been away for far too long.

Although it was not my fault people, what can you do with them, they can be so impossible!

We had Christmas, I hope you all had lots of presents like I did, except mine seem to have disappeared now. There's one chew toy left, a little tougher on my teeth!

Then they went on vacation without me! Could you imagine how that made me feel, deserted. I was so cross, when they arrived home I refused to speak to them for a while. I got my own back on the first morning dog walk with them I rolled in some nice smelly 'poop', could have been deer or foxes, I didn't care! Just felt good to stink the car out. They seem didn't too pleased to have to bath me either.

I hope you saw the introduction note at the top of this page, my Mom was given a lovely list of yummy dog treat recipes, do all you can to make your kitchen smell good. It is free, my New Year gift to you.

I don't understand all this New Year business, I have my own New Year, two days ago I had what they called a Birthday. I am now 1. What does that mean? Am I going backwards, because they kept telling people I was 10 months, then 11. Now I'm 1. Sounds like a baby to me!!

Well for today I have to stop, they say we are going out, yippee.

But they have also said that I can only post now 3-4 times a week, why, they say workload makes them busy, but I have plenty of time. If only the rain would stop falling and I could spend more time outside.

Don't worry I'll keep you updated with more 'tails' about next doors cat. He's still alive!!

Got to go, try and return very soon.... much love from your favorite pup. Yes I'm still a pup.