Puppy Walkies

Isn't life great for a super puppy like me, I run here, I run there....but why oh why do they insist on putting me on this ridiculous long puppy cord thing. It just gets me tied up in knots! Here I am stuck, not for the first time either. If I am going to run around a tree at least they could follow me, then we wouldn't end up in this mess.
It is such fun out here, so much grass, who ever lives here is so lucky what a big garden they have and all those trees, wish my garden was this big, goes on for miles.
And the sticks, who planted these here, thousands of them, going to take me a while to chew through all of these. Perhaps they could take some home for me for later, I would like that.
I have smelt some funny smells through, what makes this kind of smell? I found some holes but they won't let me go down into the hole to find out. Strange place for other dogs to live! Saw a funny type of puppy dog, must have had an accident when it was born, its front legs were much shorter than its back ones and it was kind of hopping around and you should have seen the ears on it, very odd. If I can see it again tomorrow perhaps I could try to play with it?
And its dangerous for a puppy out here too, I hurt my foot today. I kept licking it but no-one took much notice of me. I looked at what I had trodden on, spikey nasty thing, think some one said thistle, well they should get rid of them they hurt. Call the puppy police to cut them down.
The big black dog runs free, when can I? Hope its soon.
I like going walkies, well must run, lots of ground to cover....arghh.... they just strangled me again, I hate this puppy cord thing