TRAINING PUPPIES --- HELP!!!

Helllloooooooo everyone,


Don't you think I look good, and if you agree with me then why do I still need puppy training?

On and on they go, mind you I like the praise when they give me treats. I soon got the hang of that one, sit or stay, easy, do that and they give you a treat. Yeah! Simple.

It's puppies like me that keep people reading those stupid books about training dogs! If we dogs of the world unite, we could eat all the training manuals and then rule the world.

First rule: No cats. I'm trying hard to catch that cat next door, but it's still winter and it's too cold for pussy cats to come outside. Oh poor thing!!! I'll get him.

Had a great weekend, nice and smelly muddy puddles to play in, but they gave me a bath, Hate that! All those smelly soapy things. YUK!

Sunday morning in trouble again, ate the doormat, well they stayed in bed later than usual and I got bored, so you can't blame me!

Well the sun is shining and it's time I did a tour of the grounds, I used to say garden, but there's not much of the garden left!! Oops ate it!

See you later. Puppies rule.

*SUPER BOWL* Is it extra dinner?

Hi,

All day I heard nothing except the words 'Super Bowl', so when puppy/doggie dinner time came round I expected a larger dinner treat for me.

I don't understand I was given my usual amount, you know the amount I mean, never enough!

People, they don't make sense do they?

Now for an embarrassing note, a doggie friend of mine, who will be nameless mentioned something we don't usually talk about........I'll whisper.....gas...

I know all about that, it doesn't bother me but again people, why do they get all bothered? I'm the one who sometimes has a problem not them. But they were passed a report and I thought maybe I should put it on here. Only 2 pages.

'8 tips to reduce your dog's flatulence' (What's flatulence?) Anyway you can read it if you want to, just click here:

http://www.ebooks-top-store.co.uk/doflti.zip

I hope your weekend has been good I had a great day today, they took me on a long long puppy walk. I don't know why but they seem so much happier if I'm tired. Just as well because the rain's pouring down outside, I'm tired of feeling wet on my back. I love puddling in the water and a wet tummy doesn't worry me but it's water from above that annoy's me!

Hey, my family has gone crazy, I've woken up a little. It's late evening here and they are talking about a football game, well yes I'm on my way, always keen on a ball game. They are shouting Super Bowl again, perhaps they mean more dinner at supper time, I'm off, Yeah Food!...............