Puppy Life

Okay so I've been here for 24 hours now and I think for a new puppy I'm training these people quite well.
Although they made me sleep downstairs last night, that's not going to last for very long!
I screamed early this morning and yes they came down and made my breakfast, well I was hungry.
All day I kept them on their toes, they had to play with me, I loved the morning time when they had these night clothes on with bare legs and slippers, boy was that fun to see them dance as I licked and puppy nipped at their bare skin and slippers wow, fur and laces, must be my birthday.
I've sorted out the big black dog, she runs away now, I can't help it I'm a puppy I'm teething!!
The garden is kinda fun, nice green grass, down by the gate smells good so I dug a hole. Now I know what my paws were designed for.
On the side of the grass are these colorful things, I don't know what they are but when I bite one of those colored leaf things the people come running, very amusing, after I try that 6/7 times they don't seem to like the game anymore.
So I play my other game, puppy pooping. I poop and watch as they run to pick it up, why would they want to collect that anyway, the funniest thing to do is poop, they collect, pack it up, turn round, so I do some more, ha ha. Its their fault they said I was a good girl to poop! Even I am impressed by how much I can produce out of my tiny body. Warning to other puppies out there don't eat the green grass stuff it all comes back out again and thats not fun!
There's just so much in the house I can play with and its amazing how many things they want to join in the fun with. They love to chase me.
Magazines, cushions, carpets, shoes, getting through the stairgate (favorite game), lots of wires but that makes them angry, what does dangerous mean?
So many adventures I'll tell you more tomorrow, tired now time for a nap Zzzzzzzzzzz