Puppies in Trouble

Oh dear, today I am the 'worstest' puppy in the whole wide world! I'm trying to stay in the corner and out of every one's way, I've been so so bad, will they ever love me again?
I'll tell you about my day and then you can understand why I am the 'baddest' puppy around.
Now it started early this morning, after breakfast I heard my family upstairs, they have this strange water room, they stand behind a curtain making lots of weird noises. I don't go in there, I usually get water splashed on me, don't like that! So bored I wandered off downstairs, I'm not usually allowed in the hall but today I had some freedom, anyway, under the stairs they keep a lot of boxes. I pushed them around a little bit, well a couple fell open and some papers fell out. I didn't really chew on them for more than a minute or so, because behind the boxes I saw this wire sticking out. What's that I thought and tried to grab it, it wriggled, the more I pulled the longer it got, the longer it got, the more it wriggled. What fun, I managed to kill it! There it was in 3 or 4 pieces, curled, lying in a tangled mess, all wet with slobber. I felt proud to have got rid of it. Now I was tired so I took a nap.
The family came downstairs and saw the boxes, boy were they mad. I couldn't understand why, most of the time they put paper in a machine that chews it up what's the difference I did it for them! So I used the cute puppy face, didn't work, I laid low in the kitchen. They never thanked me for killing the wire!
The boxes were returned and they went to the funny television that doesn't show exciting programmes, only words. I heard some rude words, something about, dam.....internet down again. Its not down its always on the table, I do down!
Then they picked up the telephone, well safe there, haven't had that today, thought I was in a bit of trouble then. Ooops thats not working either, they are not happy campers today, I'm going to play outside.
I'm right in the middle of pooping, when I hear my name being screamed, usually I get lots of praise for pooping, whats wrong?
Standing at the back door they are holding the wire I fought so well earlier, wow, I thought here comes my treat for killing the beast.
No, I was sent to the kitchen to my bed, as I passed the hall I saw all the boxes out again, I didn't do that this time, don't blame me. But they kept waving that stupid wire at me, seems like they are not pleased it came out of the wall! Oh dear got it wrong again!
Much much later a man called round and he put the wire back in the wall, I didn't like him very much, he had this case full of bits and pieces, would he let me play with anything, no. Meany!
When he left my family gave him lots of bits of paper, why is this paper thing so important to humans, that and those silly little plastic cards that they won't let me play with either. Don't like plastic anyway, hurts when you poop!
They sat me down in the kitchen and started to talk about not playing under the stairs, la la la la, not to touch the wires la la la la, being a good little puppy la la la la, I just gave them my cute puppy face and licked their noses. They thought it meant I understood everything, Okay so maybe I won't kill that wire again, but there is this black wire outside, comes down from a round black bowl shape thing up on the wall and goes into the house where the tv is, through one of the bricks, perhaps I should go and check it out.......................