Oh dear, my day started so well, like a good little puppy I only got my family up once in the night. I tried so hard to stay in bed until 7 but it didn't quite work out that way, so we got up 6:30, they seemed happy enough.
I gobbled my breakfast down , complied with all the garden puppy puddle requests, I even managed a little nap while they had their breakfast. Almost seemed I could do no wrong. We had a nice morning walk, I challenged the big black dog to a stick and I won!! Yeah Puppies Rule.
Coming home from all that fresh air and exercise, I ran like crazy, I took another nap! Did man decide to walk puppy dogs just to tire them out so we would go to sleep?
I awoke in time for lunch, I just love to eat, 3 meals a day, this house is great.
So I had a fantastic morning but somehow it all went wrong after that.....my family always gives me my lunch first, I think they have this notion that I will sleep through theirs (fat chance!) Anyway, I came back indoors after being sent outside following my lunch, why do they do that, the food isn't going to appear out that fast? But I went into the kitchen there was no-one around, I think I heard footsteps upstairs.
I looked, I blinked, I couldn't believe what I was seeing, the refrigerator door was open and this little light was guiding me towards it. My nose began to sniff like it has never sniffed before. Heaven...
They had so much food on this plate, was it meant for me? I found some ham, some sausages, some bacon, some turkey, some cheese, something called porky pies. Oh boy I just couldn't stop myself it was wonderful, didn't like that cheese stuff and the plastic covering tasted pretty awful. Wow, never knew food could be so delicious. If they have this in the fridge, why am I being fed puppy food from a can?
I took a chicken leg to the garden, thought it would be nice to enjoy in the sunshine. I began to feel quite full up and started to feel sleepy when I heard the noise from indoors. Suddenly they were shouting my name, but not in a loving way, I've heard this tone before (many times!) Ooops I think I may have done wrong again, something said about eating their salad, well I didn't eat their salad, I just found some meat!
They came looking for me, I lowered my head I've learnt what to do, they think it means 'Oh look she's sorry' yeah right, to me it means 'I got found out again' . I really believe this time I am in big trouble.
Next thing I knew my tummy didn't feel so good.....oh I feel bad......it was a strange sensation as all that food came back up again. Now I'm in double trouble. They have to clear up the garden.
Somehow though being bad got me off the hook, I'll just lay low for a few minutes while they forget what happened.
I feel better, oh what's that smell, there's the front door going, yippee some one's been out for fish'n'chips. Cute puppy face needed... can I have chippie please??
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