Muddy Puppy Returns

Oh dear, I did it again.

The muddy puppy returns!

I just couldn't help myself, this morning we went out and after the rain in the night these wonderful puddles have refilled, it's great. I love the feeling you get when your feet can go squelch, squelch. They tend to smell a bit 'iffy' but I can live with that. Isn't it what a puppies life is all about, exploring.

At least I behaved in the car today, yesterday I had an emergency 'poop' oh dear, trouble again. But up until then I've been a good puppy (not counting the mud!)

However I let the side down again when we got home.

They have these awful towels for cleaning puppies feet with, yuk! Don't like that job. So they were cleaning the big black dog first and I saw my opportunity, only problem was I went straight upstairs. Now one of the bedrooms has this pink carpet and the door was open, all I did was pop my head round the door to see if anyone was in there, well there wasn't and I left that room. Took a look elsewhere, no one around, just like the good little puppy I am, I trotted back downstairs.

Oh forgot, they're cleaning us up. Don't know why the big black dog stands for it, so degrading! I am almost an adult puppy now and fully capable of licking myself clean...if I wanted to.

They caught me, at least I didn't have to have a bath, that's really bad and really smelly. After my biscuits I took a nice long nap. Well I was going to but I got disturbed, shrieks from upstairs, I don't understand how you leave footprints, nothing left me, but it seems there are some muddy marks on the carpets. Did I really do that? Wow, that's impressive. You can just walk about and people know where you are...Hmmm...interesting. Must try that out.

When they came down the stairs I got the usual, 'You're in big trouble now' face. I lowered my head.

Thing is sometimes I get into trouble for doing wrong but at least I know what I've done and remember having a good time. Today I'm trouble and all I did was walk about.

Oh life just doesn't seem fair sometimes, does it?

So if it rains tonight, I get into trouble tomorrow do I? I don't get it!