'Little' Puppy!

First can I say 'What a crop!' This farmer really knows how to grow things, but makes me feel such a little puppy!

Hi everybody. This will surprise you but I have been told that I was a very very good puppy this holiday weekend, Wow!

Yesterday after breakfast I thought we were just going out on our usual puppy walk but no, we all got into the car and off we went. We drove & drove & drove, I really hate that car, there is a limit of how long a puppy can sit in a car without having an accident, so I started shuffling around. Unbelievably they got the message and we stopped at this green place - I flew out of the car - hurrah at last a walk. After being stuck in that car for hours... I did this HUGE puddle, never knew anyone, let alone a puppy, could have that much water inside of them, I felt much better. Right ready for my walk, I looked at them, are you coming?

Next thing I knew we all had to get back in the car again. I wanted to shout, Hey, where's my puppy walk?

We drove on, again. I'm getting tired of this. Then the family started almost shouting at me, please, please behave today. Don't do this or that!

I sat there so confused I haven't done anything wrong today, you've held me captive in this tin can on wheels for ages!

We stopped at last. We all got out and then we went into this different house. My family were hugging these strange people. They picked me up to meet, something about an Uncle, What's an Uncle?

Going into the house I sniffed around, it smelt very odd, like cleaning fluid. Not like home with our dog & puppy hairs, dried up drool, chewed wet paper down the back of the radiator, you know the kind of smell that makes a house a home!

I felt like a prisoner on parole, all eyes were watching me. Be careful, they kept repeating. What could I do with such an audience? We went into the living room, I could see this garden outside. Oh, it had lovely green grass and brightly colored flowers, I do so love flowers, tasty. I ran for the garden when suddenly WHAM, my puppy nose and face, followed hard by my body went slam head first into some glass doors. They all rushed to my side I was okay, just in severe shock. Why would anybody build a glass wall?

They let me into the garden but as soon as I had done another puddle they tried to keep me sitting down in the house. Impossible! Some children from this strange clean and tidy place took me for a walk, but I had to stay on the old puppy lead the whole time, what fun is that?

When we got back to the house I wanted to explore, I even got half way up the stairs but they saw me! No I couldn't live in a house like this BORING!

No wonder they said I was good, they wouldn't leave me alone for a second.

By the time we arrived back to a real home, ours, I was so desperate to move. I ran straight to my garden and roared round and round the lawn in circles, so fast it made my head spin. Then a game of catch your own puppy tail. So pleased to be home I tore up a chunk of grass to eat and found a daisy head that must have popped up overnight. Oh I love my house.

After my puppy meal I just curled up happy to be home and went sleep.

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