In and out of trouble puppy day

Today has been just one of those days, know what I mean? For a puppy like me, one minute I'm in trouble, next I'm cute I'm told, next minute trouble again. Oh dear!
Apparently I have cost a lot of money this week, something about my eating some bank notes the other day, I can't remember everything I do!
Then this morning all I was doing was having a nice little relaxing puppy nap on the front doormat, when wham, the mailman drops pieces of paper on my head. The family were upstairs, I'm not allowed up there this week, so can I help it if I started to chew on the paper. Okay so I didn't just chew, I had quite a game. Shaking them around and eating a bit, left the plastic one's though.
Went off for a drink, paper eating makes you thirsty and my puppy teeth felt all gummy! As always I heard the usual shriek, don't really take much notice these days, just the humans having a crisis over something! Next thing I know they are waving these pieces of paper in front of me, yes I thought you can play with them now, I've finished with them! They start shouting about a check, what's a check? Must mean something, looks likes I'm in trouble again, I go back to the garden and sit quietly.
I couldn't have been too naughty because they took me on a walk and I behaved myself they said, quite the good puppy today.
When we got back they took my photo and said I was cute. So I must be good after all! Walking makes me tired so I made everybody happy and had a very nice long nap.
It's been raining a lot this week and the door to the garden isn't always open for me, oh dear I got desperate, what's a puppy to do. But I was stupid though because I had to do something and then I went and did a puddle on my blanket, why did I do it there?
Of course I got caught and told off, big time. Said I should ask to go outside, it's wet and cold out there, they don't have to go outside, why should puppies?
But they sent me out there and threw away my blanket, oh silly me. Got to sit on some horrible old sheet now.
But why is life so up and down? Like a tennis ball I bounce from good to bad and back again. Oh where is my tennis ball, I need to play, must go, sun's come out, need to run outside........Oh I think I DO need to run outside.........gotta go..........