Goodbye my friends, I've loved you all.....
I'm sick............ I'm dying.................
I've been so ill and what sympathy do I get, nothing.
The family just look at me as I lie on my death bed and say "serves you right, we told you"
We had this wonderful puppy walk this morning and I discovered the delightful land of the blackberry bushes.
Oh you should have seen them, so many, so big, so juicy.
How could I leave them alone? My family kept pulling me away but everywhere I ran there they were.
First they prickle you then you just have to turn round and bite them off the bush. You know what its like, you eat one, then another one, then another one and so on.....
Well I felt fine, until we got home.
Then I had my after walk puppy biscuits and oops was I bad!
Why do some of the most tasty things in life not like me?
But I have tummy ache.
I don't feel like playing,
I don't feel like running,
I don't feel like eating,
I don't feel like digging,
I don't feel like me!
Through the door I can see the neighbour's cat - oh let him walk across my garden...
I think I died and went to hell, because this isn't heaven....
NO NO NO NO what am I saying, if that cat's out there in my garden.................gotta go........................................................
1 comment:
Is it the dreaded Purple Puppy Poo? with pips?
You poo-er thing.
But at least your tummy ache comes from something good. My people have been trying to grow some ornamental grass all summer, and all they get is nubbins...kinda like that field you were running in. I don't know who it is that eats that grass down so far. Could it me moi?
Your tummy ache will all work itself out "in the end". Meanwhile, take it easy, eat a TV guide. I hear eating socks are good for sour stomach...
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