Oops I'm a little whitewashed out of this picture! Nice size sticks though.
Well my report on the puppy training school graduation ceremony from last night.................................................................
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Oh are you still reading?
Okay so it didn't go too well. But I was tricked and cheated out of my degree.
The teacher played a dirty game last night. In order to see how much I had learned she brought her dog along to the class to judge my reaction and to see if I still remembered my lessons.
No of course I didn't!
They called my name for a recall, well I was checking out the new dog wasn't I.
They said sit, I never heard, well I was checking out the new dog wasn't I.
They said down.
Well you get the picture.
So no passing grade marks for me. Except everybody says that I am just a fraction better than I was.
How did I do that then?
We came home.
If that's over can I now please return to the lovable pup I always was?
Ha Ha
Just think of all the extra doggie biscuit bones they could have bought with the money they wasted.
This morning back to normal, out on our usual puppy walk. I ran through the mud, stole sticks off the Big Black Dog and yes they did do a recall and I ran over to their side so fast. Knew it they gave me a treat. Gobbled that down and straight back to the mud. Why do they bother with it, but who am I to stop them. Seems to keep them happy.
I think now I'll go and have a little puppy nap in the afternoon sun, feel a little tired after my late night.................see you tomorrow.......
2 comments:
GIRL FRIEND! Wherever did you find those sticks? And why don't I have some of them? Is THAT what your people have been making you eat? How big are the acorns!!?? No wonder your tummy hurts!
Sorry about the school thing. At least you went. I am just learning "on the street". Mom teaches me voice commands, ha, like "come", and "wait", and then she takes me off the leash and I ignore her. Works for me!
No, really, sometimes I listen. As I am getting older, I am gaining my hearing. Darndest thing...
Oh my boy Oscar would have loved you! He was just like you when he was little. He didn't graduate puppy school either..!! And he confused the Vet man because he loved him so!!
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