Super Puppy v. CAT!!!

Hi there,

First have to say this is a very quick & short post for me because in a minute I have to prepare for Puppy School Graduation 2007. (I don't think for a second that yours truly will be graduating!)

Ha Ha

But my news today was to ask you "Have you ever licked a cat?"

My advice Don't. They taste awful! Their hair is all short, stubby and rough.

My family got up very early this morning and I went outside into the garden about 6:30am (yes am, I couldn't believe it either, I was fast asleep!) It was all very quiet in the neighborhood, when suddenly under the gap in the fence I saw the cat from next door. He was sleeping out there, I saw my chance so I stuck my tongue under the fence, Yucky!

You should have heard the noise as he flew away into his garden, the lady came rushing out accusing me of attacking her cat. How could I get hold of him.

Funny start to my day, but then we had an early puppy walk and everybody had to be somewhere, I was stuck with a puppy sitter again.

Well I have to go now, I wonder if they have a cap and gown in my size?

Will let you know of my graduation ceremony tomorrow........

Puppy - "Down"

First I will tell you of last night's puppy school - No they didn't teach me to jump through hoops of fire!

The lesson was 'Down' - what use is that, I already do that - Family: look at the photo - I'm down!!

Every puppy knows 'down' you can't stand up all your life, it would get quite tiring. Have to sleep like a horse! Stupid teacher.

And I got a lecture, they got onto jumping up a certain family member's boyfriend! Well why else does he call at our house if it isn't to play puppy games with me? Isn't it right I should be pleased to see visitors?

Perhaps soon they will realise these lessons are all a waste of money, think of the treats you could buy instead.

Can't wait for next week, probably be 'Stand' !!!!!........Yawn.........or hopefully.....'Sleep'.....Zzzzz

Thank goodness though I hardly ever hear that clicker now, they gave up. Yeah..I won. I do know that's it still too high up in the kitchen for me to get at, but I will soon as I can. This puppy never forgets.

Had a great tennis ball game this afternoon, Mom was busy at the computer and threw tennis balls out of the window while she worked. Garden looked great at the end, then the humans had to spoil my fun and went round to pick them all up, there were 44 balls out there!

Wish I could get into the front driveway, there's a huge pile of sand. Looks just like a big beach for me to play on. Someone said 'builders coming', I don't know what that means, can you play with a builder? I will let you know as soon as I know the answer.

Oh, I will have to go now that cat from next door is sitting in my tree, he's not getting down you know. Oh, perhaps cat's don't understand the word 'down' he could be stuck for years! Just thought we puppies must be far more superior to cat's, we are educated at school. You never hear of cat school!

Must fly............. see you tomorrow...........

Puppy prisoner

Help - Help

Puppy behind bars - Convicted for a crime I haven't yet committed!

Okay - so they caught me going upstairs and I'm not allowed up there on my own, but why do they need the evidence?

Well Super Puppy is back everybody, isn't it nice to be home.

I notice though, we came back in time for me to go to puppy school tonight! Waste of time, but don't tell anyone because I get an extra walk on the way. They think I will 'perform' before the class starts but last week, oops puppy puddle in the middle of the lesson. Ha Ha.

I want to learn super special tricks: like jumping through hoops of fire or walking a tightrope over the Grand Canyon or riding bareback or ......sounds like I want to join the circus, do I have to run away for that?

But at school what do we do, boring things like last week SIT - STAY gimme me a break! Any puppy learns how to do that from the first day in your new home, especially when the dog biscuits come out. I can't wait for tonight's lesson......Yawn......

I've learnt so many things that puppy school will never teach you, like when hot food falls off the baking tray straight from the oven. You just have to keep picking it up, ouch its hot drop it, try to chew again, ouch its hot drop it, lick it over, ouch its hot drop it, I always find after a few attempts you can eat it...just. I always say, if its on the floor you're not getting it back!

School doesn't teach patience, its like the stair gate. You know every time they come downstairs they close the gate but you also know that humans are stupid, they're human, they make mistakes, this puppy is smart! The one time they leave the gate open I'm up there - except last time they took that ridiculous photo!

Guess what else I did that was extra puppy smart, on a walk last week I broke that stupid puppy extending lead - and how much longer do I have to keep saying puppy. Yesterday I was 6 months old!

I wanted half a cake and half a candle, what did I get: half of nothing!

Well I'd better go and do my homework.............Yeah Right..........I'll see if that cat's around to chase......

I'll see you tomorrow but before I go I would like to say hi to my best friend Deuce. He has a great blog (the second best one I know) (Guess which one is first?)

Please check him out at http://www.lesliehawes.com/blackdog/ okay so I know its says blackdog but believe me he is nothing like the big black dog that lives here, hmmm, wonder if he would swap places. Be nice to have someone here I could actually play with. Sorry BBD I love you really.

PreSchool Puppy

Yes I am a preschool puppy, watch out I might look different tomorrow!

Just a short post because I am having an extra walk this afternoon, I think they want to try and tire me out so I behave at school later. No chance.

I'm going to school as me and no teacher is going to change me, those other puppies in the class won't know what's about to hit them. Actually I can't wait to go now. See what all this fuss is about.

I've had a good morning, got up found a buffet had been laid out for me. Well I stole a sausage and a piece of bacon! I couldn't believe they forgot I was around, my nose doesn't miss a thing. With all the shouting going on I think it was possible someone didn't have time to make any more and had to go to work with no breakfast, oops.

Then after our morning puppy walk I found a new 'toy'. I've eaten the shed! Well not quite all of it yet, but I found this piece of wood, I pulled and tore at it and yes it started to pull away. There was this hole, I saw a bicycle. Then problem I got caught, the family were very cross, out came hammer and nails. Thing is once I know how to make a hole somewhere I can usually go back later and have another go.

So I had better go and start getting ready for puppy school, I won't have to wear a uniform will I? There had better not be any homework either. Hey do you think they have my brown-bag ready?

I'll tell you all about my lesson tomorrow