"Does my puppy head look big in this shot?"

HELLOooooooo!!!!!!

Again I say I'm back, I'm sorry but my family keeps taking me away (then I being the clever puppy I am, escapes and runs home!)

But I think I heard I am back for a while now.

So much has happened since I last wrote to you all.

Had to go to that stupid puppy training school again last week, we did 'Heel', waste of time again! What's the point of going for a walk, like we did for our lesson, where I had to walk alongside my owner on the leash. Crazy because when we go for a walk, I am free off the leash and if I'm free there's no way I'm walking next to any people.

Oh...People.. Why did God put people on this earth (well apart from filling my bowl with lovely puppy food to eat!)

I've had such a problem just lately with people, when I was a little puppy everyone loved me. Now I'm a little older and little bigger and they just don't understand when I want to be friendly.

I know we have had a lot of rain and there is a little bit of mud around, but that washes off clothes doesn't it? I can't help jumping up to greet people when I'm out on a walk and now nobody loves me.

We have these men at our house at the moment, I'm not allowed to get near them, Why? It's not fair because they get to spend the day playing with sand and water, something about cement, what's that? There's also a lot of wood around and I just love to chew planks of wood, but our house appears to be growing just like me. I know people can get 'fat' can houses too. Can't wait to explore this new part.

Well if you will forgive me today I will now go and find something to eat, we only came home this morning and I'm starving I hope they remembered to put puppy food in the cupboards.

I will talk to you all tomorrow......

The ball's in the puppies court

If that Big Black Dog thinks she is going to get the ball then I will swallow it!
Hi, super puppy here. I have to say that because today no-one else will.
This morning after our puppy walk (and they said I was good out today!) we went off to Grandma's House and I don't think I will ever be invited there again.
Now as I have said before I like Grandma, she spoils me so I didn't set out to upset her at all. She still calls me her little puppy, I'm not little any more!
Anyway everybody was in the garden and I was taking a look around the house, now Grandma is old and I mean really old, you know the wrinkle kind, she must be at least 50 odd!!
But in her house she does not have paint on the walls in her rooms, she has what they call wallpaper (so I heard them say later).
Well I'm sniffing along that funny piece of wood border that goes all around the bottom of the floor and there was this little piece of paper sticking out from the wall. Of course my puppy nose was interested, I licked it, the piece became a little softer. Oops, so I used my teeth, the next thing I knew was this paper started to come away from the wall and I had hold of a strip that was as long as a man. I looked at the wall, well there was a big hole but I thought no, no-one will notice that.
How wrong could I be?
Grandma was not amused, I'm getting fed up with all this finger pointing they keep doing at me lately.
However, when they had a cup of tea, Grandma still gave me a oreo, my favorite! I put my head in her lap to say sorry and I think she forgave me.
In the car home though the family went mad, kept shouting at me and something about they have to go back next week, I thought hurrah yes. Then they said I can't go they have to redecorate or what ever that means.
When we got home I thought it best to stay in my safe haven in the garden, I could just see that cat next door through a tiny gap in the fence, so I barked constantly at him to annoy him until the lady next door shouted at me to keep quiet. Oh well annoy everybody its my way.
Time for a puppy nap I think............

Puppies 1st Walk

"Free at Last, Free at Last, I'm a Free Puppy at Last!"

Yes today was the best day of my puppy life, they let me out. We went for a walk. Hurrah!
Boy isn't it tiring.
They said I could go out and we climbed into the car, I thought Oh No, not the puppy vet man again, but no I went into the back of the car, where the big black dog sits. Not very comfortable and every time they go round a corner I slide over. I found I could climb over the back through the side where some belts are, that seat is far more suited for me but no, they kept putting me in the back. How dare they! I know where I should be sitting, up front, that's where important puppies belong.
But we didn't go to the vet man and suddenly we arrived at this place with lots of trees and grass, it looked like puppy heaven.
However some of my hopes were dashed they opened the back door but wouldn't let me jump out, I had to be tied up with this rope thing and they held the other end, when I tried to run they yanked at my neck, are they trying to strangle me? The big black dog doesn't have one of these why should I?
All my life they keep saying "When you are bigger".... well I am....
So we walked along this track place, I wasn't allowed to run where I wanted, so much I wanted to sniff at but they kept saying "Don't touch that.."
How long does it take for a puppy to grow up, I get so far but always they stop me doing what I want to do.
I was a little tired and had a few stops along the way, I liked it when the big black dog would come over with a stick, so I tried to take it. But I'm not allowed to run with her yet. When?
It was all very interesting, so many things to sniff at, big poop and tiny little round ball poop's, what makes that?
Its all very scary for a little puppy like me, I heard this enormous noise I ran to my new Mum, she said it was a train, oh yes that made me feel much better knowing that. What the hell is a train? Do they eat puppies?
Then I didn't want to leave but they put me back in the car and went home again, what's the point of that? When do we come again, I want to go walkies, NOW
But then we got home I looked at my blanket and suddenly my little puppy legs felt very heavy, I couldn't resist lying down for just a minute you understand, it seemed to make my family very happy that I had a nice long snooze..............Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz