Puppy Tennis Game

Do you think I could be the next Puppy Wimbledon Champion, jumping the net could be a little tricky though!

After yesterday when I was quite the perfect puppy and I wondered what I could do today to ease the boredom of being so good - I didn't have to go looking for trouble it kind of ...well...found me.

Earlier this morning after breakfast I went wandering round upstairs, okay I know I'm not allowed up there on my own but the stair gate was open, so that means welcome, doesn't it?

Anyway I popped my head around various doors, spotted a room with all the bed sheets on the floor, looks comfortable I thought, time for a puppy nap. So I settled in and had a snooze, I don't know which was worse, knowing I shouldn't be sleeping there or the fact that nobody missed me!

I woke up and no-one was calling me, huh! You know how it is when you sleep you kinda pull all the sheets around you to get comfortable, well I moved to get up and somehow the sheet just caught on my foot. My foot sort of went through a hole and the more I wriggled the more I got caught, so I tried to get free and wriggled some more and the hole got kinda bigger! I circled around a bit and managed somehow to break free, I ran out of there.

How come when I was up there fast asleep in my puppy nap no-one missed me, yet the minute I'm in the garden they yell my name?

They found the sheet, oops!

They tell me off and wave the sheet in front of me, I give my, oh I won't do it again, puppy face and things seem to be okay.

They must still love me because we all went out for our usual walk, guess what they let me off the lead again today, yippee. Then afterwards they sometimes leave me in the car while they go into the shop. I don't mind I have things to do.

Today though they have found what is it I do do when they are shopping!

At the back of the car, every part is covered by this carpet stuff, well I found that underneath there is a kind of yellow stuffing material and you can pull it out. I find as a bored puppy it passes the time of day. But I've got the feeling I've done something really wrong, this time they seem quite angry. Oh dear, it's only a car, not the house or garden this time, why is the car more important than the house?

Oh no, I've been bad again. Better stay in the garden for a while, wait until they get over it, then I'll go and give them my puppy face look that says I love you.

Puppies Games

ATTENTION ALL PUPPIES OUT THERE
don't try this at home:
I just ate a box of tissues - don't even attempt it, makes you throw up again!
Just lately everything I do comes back up again, why do all the exciting things in the world not be suitable for puppies to eat?
Oh a puppies life is so tough, I have to make my family play with me, it's good for their health. If the big black dog won't play I just start biting her leg, that always gets a game going. But sometimes she's asleep and then that means there is an awful large amount of time that a puppy has to fill somehow.
So maybe I get into trouble now and then. Like the tissue box, whenever there is something which is used a lot and always taken out of my reach naturally the one moment they let their guard down. I'm in, I never miss a trick. Got caught out in this one though, those tissues didn't even put up a fight, bit soft and yucky! Next thing I know they're back on the floor again.
Life as a puppy is picking up a bit though, the humans are beginning to slip up or am I just getting too clever for them, this morning on our walk I managed to jump from the car and race into the trees with big black dog, ha ha, they didn't have time to catch my collar to put that awful lead on me, I was free. For a few minutes I could run... then they tricked me, called me over, I fell for it, next thing I know back on the puppy extended lead again. Wait a couple of days I'll try it again when they are not expecting it. Sneaky hey!
I've got this stash of pegs they don't seem to know about, I've hidden them in the garden, Surely they must want them, I keep collecting them in the house and store them outside, but those games are never fun if they don't rush round chasing me for them. It will happen, always does.
They are not keen on one of my new games, I have found where they keep spare blankets for the car, so I like to drag them outside for me to sit on instead of hard grass, but that game they try to stop and continue putting them back indoors. It's getting quite bothersome having to keep on dragging them back out there. Who will tire first? Puppy v. Humans!
Did you know if you grab that tv control box thingy you can change channels, and if you get the video box thingy you can restart the film you were watching which they paused when going to the kitchen, huh huh! It is fun though to take the little pieces of paper index out of the video boxes, half chew them & leave on the floor, then you can laugh while they have to work out which video box tape has their favourite taped programme on.
Well I'm feeling kind of sleepy now, all these games make me a very tired puppy. Zzzzzzzzzzz

Puppy Fun & Games

I'm having a ball.
Puppy life here is great, I've got my new family all trained now and I'm doing my bit to keep them fit.
They seem to love running round after me, they laugh a lot!
I've learnt lots of new puppy tricks, when I'm bored and want to play, all I have to do is chew on the furniture, they soon throw toys at me.....playtime!
If I want to play in the garden, then I just collect something that means a lot to them, example they leave these tv box things on the couch. Perfect puppy mouth size, I just pick one up, take it outside and oh we have such fun running round the garden. Sometimes my teeth touch a button and it makes the tv picture change, oh I am so powerful. Superpuppy!
One of my favourite games is when they choose to have supper on a tray in front of the tv, I always wake at the thought of food. And so the game begins, first I ask to go outside, they put the tray down, just as they reach the door I dash back very fast to the plate, screams abound as we see who can reach the food first! I have won sometimes.
Then as they try to eat I decide its time for a little bonding and like to jump onto their laps, oops so sorry didn't see the food tray there.....if I'm lucky a little morsel may slip my way.
Oh we puppies are very sneaky!
Another trick while they eat is to start playing with a ball, of course let it roll under the tv unit, they always jump up for that, something about wires and again have to put the tray down. ha ha.
Mostly they eat at the table, Why?
Whenever they are in the kitchen I always join them, I have what they call 'Puppies Eyes', don't know what it means but if I sit quietly and watch them cooking I usually get a reward.
But running is my favourite game, I don't understand why we have things that are for outside and some for inside and why can you not take the inside things outside? I do, its funny make a pile outside of all the inside things, as they pick them up, just take more out there. As I say it keeps them fit and active.
Oh I love my life and my family, we have such fun, Why are they tired now? I'm not. Oh what's that, think they call it a phone, P*L*A*Y*T*I*M*E...........Run...........